Lemonade – check
Sweet Tea – check
Kool Aid – check
Potato Salad fixins – check
Pasta Salad fixins – check
Baked Beans – check
Cheddar Brats – check
Beer Brats – check
Hamburger – check
Hot Dogs – check
Buns and fixins – check
Corn on cob – knew I was forgetting something…….
Dessert – not a clue….
Pool – broken skimmer – must fix ASAP
Neighbors ALREADY setting off fireworks – check
Terrorists Tourists EVERYWHERE in town ** – check
Housework done – LOLOLOL (picture Snoopy laughing) 🙂
So, how’s YOUR 4th of July preparations coming along?
Anyone else ready to leave town? 🙂
**Let me explain WHY we call our tourists “terrorists” around here: They film most of the “Girls Gone Wild” holiday video segments around here; our tourists come into town – drive thru (yes, I said THRU) buildings, cause major traffic wrecks (with fatalities), capsize no less than 5 plus boats (45 foot and up) for fun jumping wakes, run over 6-10 waverunners/operators, start 40 person and up brawls/fights in parking lots, steal statues, throw condo/rental furniture in the lake, set several things on fire (including themselves), drive boats thru docks/other boats, beach several LARGE boats on local golf courses, etc., etc., etc.. Locals do NOT go out of their homes from Wed. thru Wed. during this weekend, unless (like me) you have to work. Then you go straight to work, get done, and go straight home. You DON’T go to any stores, resteraunts, or on the water – EVER – unless you have been invaded by relatives on vacation, and you HAVE to take them somewhere. Otherwise – they are on their own navigating the area.
Holiday weekends here are scary!!!!!!!!!!!