I feel my inner “Blue Collar Comedy” alter-ego coming on! Please bear with me. 😉
I believe… that we should have a National Day of Play for all workers….once a month.
I believe… that every human being should be required to work as a waitress/waiter for 1 month – at least once in their lives.
I believe… that every human should learn how to cook, do laundry AND clean toilets.
I believe… that politicians should learn/remember that they work FOR the people – NOT the other way around.
I believe… that God, prayer AND the Pledge of Allegiance should be put back into the public schools.
I believe… that all businesses who can seat/hold 300 people should have more than 20 parking spaces.
I believe… that ALL vehicles should be equipped with sensors that cause the vehicle to automatically slow down if the vehicle in front of them is slowing to make a turn.
I believe… that everyone who claims to believe in the Theory (idea) of Evolution should ask “If it were true – then why do we still have monkeys???” (needless to say – I DO NOT belive in it) 🙂
I believe… there should be sensors on all bathroom doors that refuse to allow them to open from the inside if the toilet has been flushed and the sink was not used.
I believe… that if there are 12 checkout lines in a store, at least half of them should be “manned” at all times.
I believe… that anyone who turns their shopping cart loose to roam in a parking lot should be fined. They have parking lot security cameras – right??
I believe… that whomever determines what the “Minimum Wage” of pay should be, is required to live on it.
And that is just some of what “I Believe”.